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mushroom

the devils fucking sex toys. people who like mushrooms cannot be trusted.
person 1: hey do you want some alfredo?
person2: sureee but are there mushrooms?
person 1: yeah dude, they're fucking good
person 2: nah man mushrooms are disgusting!
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Mushrooms

Mushrooms (noun): the tender flesh of the earth; dirt meat

source: tumblr user @writhe
I consume the holy flesh of mushrooms, hoping mother nature will not bestow upon me with her eternal wrath as I eat all that it important to her; nay, the illusion of decay is just that: an illusion. Time is endless and in the end, we are all one with the earth. We are all at peace. Blessed be the Mushroom Queen (blessed be).
by Strange Bird May 18, 2019
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Morgan Mushroom

One who sports a distinctive mushroom-shaped haircut. Known for his voluminous hair that often prompts friends to tie it up, Morgan's unique style is as notable as his coding skills.

Often paired with the slang "let's get our shrooms on". Example includes "Fk it, i feel like being a morgan mushroom today. Let's shroom on!"
"wow! kenny looks like a rad morgan mushroom today. i wish i could be as cool as him"
"Don't mind his eccentric jokes; he's our Morgan Mushroom!"
by GucciGangGangX January 23, 2025
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mushrooming

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "menjamur" with this same meaning, this slang term refers to the proliferance of a product or a phenomenon
In a business context, you might say, “The number of coffee shops in this area is mushrooming,” indicating a fast rise in that particular market.
by Emotional Cruiser October 5, 2025
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Gandalf Mushrooms

An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.
I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms
by Oobagogo November 4, 2023
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