milf-portrait

the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face

Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!

Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.

by philologue August 14, 2011

Brownie Milf

a girl that is a brownie (girlscout) and was a slut and has a kid but shes hot

Madison used to be a girlscout but now she's a brownie milf.

by ILikeBrowniesInMilk September 6, 2009

SS] MILF [r

1. One who disobeys orders.
2. Couldn't find their way out of a paper bag with a map.
3. Someone that will never make the Sea Snipers clan.

I talked to my friend today, he's such a SS MILF r, he can't do anything right.

by [SS] Grifter March 1, 2005

National Milf Day

May 8th, the Saturday before Mother’s Day.

Celebrating young and old milfs alike.
Originally celebrated on May 10, but since milfs can’t party on mondays, the day officially has been changed to May 8th.

Happy National milf day hoe! Let’s get wasted and shake our mommy milkers.

by Bigdoggy May 8, 2021

milf'd

Mom I loved fucking...and would do again in an instant.

She is no longer a Milf to me, she's a milf'd!

by Marykate Veras March 30, 2013

milffer

A milffer is a man obsessed in finding and fucking a milf

Damn he's fucking jakes mum too now ! What a a milffer.

by northern jamie April 22, 2016

Milf cake

A desirable woman older than 26 who is a mother but would not make marriage material.

Yumm i'd like me sum of that milf cake

by Lightblaze June 27, 2016