Riding the bronze moose

The act of having sex with a very well endowed man, usually of color.

Lejla was really riding the bronze moose last night with Jerome. I could hear her through the walls until about 5am.

by Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Baby August 01, 2010

moose knuckle sandwich

When a man with moose knuckle(s) gently slaps it on your face. Like a knuckle sammy, only saltier.

"Julian gave me a moose knuckle sandwich last night, it was like eating a bag of Lays salt and vinegar potatoe chips.

by Sweet Bigcock Jerome October 02, 2015

flying moose-fuck

Saying you don't care about something. Saying something is meaningless.

I don't give a flying moose-fuck if Sally comes along. She could drop dead today and I wouldn't notice.

by Mister Decent June 27, 2011

moose jewels

1) a highly unknown alcoholic beverage
2) moose genitals
3) the testicles attatched to the penis of a moose

Damn! That moose is loaded! Look at those moose jewels!!

by Babushka Doll November 08, 2007

If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?

The most important question you will ever ask another human.

"Hey Bill!"

"What."
"If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?"
"Well, I guess if it is the opposite, it would have to be good, right?"

by November 26, 2013

who goose the moose

swaying ur crotch back and forth with your legs wide open trying to swing your dick into your ass hole

hey joe, i totally beat who goose the moose last night

by Clayton Kaiser November 30, 2006

Manitoba Moose Pie

The act of pouring Manitoba's select maple syrup over a woman's anus and penetrating, only to have a second male come in and slurp up the remnants.

Anna: Please give me a Manitoba Moose Pie!
Dave: Are you sure?

Mike: <slurp slurp slurp>

by TyPel911 January 27, 2022