mike jones 

a stupid ass rapper from houston trying to be a fucking G by wearing all that fucking jewelry and people from houston and the suburban houston all suck his dick.and hes like a damn pokemon repeating his name.

John: hey man you wanna listen to some mike jones.
Rob: Na man that shit is whack

mike jones by westside fo life August 14, 2006

Mike Jones On The Rocks

A combination of pina colada mix (Pineapple juice, coconut shreds, rum) and a banana served on the rocks. A virgin version can be made without rum. This amazingly tasty drink was created in the mind of a person named Zack Began in the city of Cancun, Mexico. It was hit off on the last day of his vacation and was enjoyed by the whole entire hotel of Moon Palace for the next week. Zack, David, Alicia, and Brendan are hoping to spread this drink along the west coast so it becomes a permanet on most drink menus.

I got a Mike Jones On The Rocks the other day, and it was practically an orgasm in my mouth!
I love Mike Jones's on the rocks!

Mike Jones On The Rocks by Mike Jones14 December 24, 2008

Mike Karwaski 

Everything you wish you could be, he is the man with the game the gat and the bread

"damn I wish i could be a mike karwaski"

Mike Karwaski by the moran from san feriro February 24, 2009

Mike George Syndrome 

A short fat 24 year old male. He lives with his parents and has no job or drivers license. Yet he takes pilot lessons and tells girls he is a pilot. His uncle invented the question mark and paper clip. The Mike George claims he has three majors but isn't enrolled in any school.

girl: Hey i like your shoes
M. George: My uncle invented them!
girl: No he didnt you must have mike george syndrome!

Mike George Syndrome by wutangbee November 1, 2010

Mike 

that one weird male co-worker who constantly says the wrong thing at the wrong time, messes up his work on the regular and just gives a general feeling of creepiness, awkwardness in the workplace, bringing the atmosphere down. because, in every workplace, there's always a guy named "Mike".

the new guy just keeps staring at me and doesn't seem to know how to do his work, even after being trained for 3 weeks. he reminds me of that last guy, Mike.

Mike by bottomboy tj October 11, 2017

Mike The Spike 

Mike here is a pedophile who preys on young females of the ages 11 to 18. Most recently it has been discovered that he also has a thing for almost 40 year old women with big boobs. And if you didn’t know the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, therefore a certain daughter may have certain traits of their mother. Some may also consider a Mike The Spike to be a so called Brent. Brent’s aren’t that much better. They like girls for like 2 days and then they decide they’re gross.

Yo did you see mIkE tHe SpIKe? He’s so gross dude ;)))

Mike The Spike by yah boy jeremy February 8, 2019

Mikeila 

She is a literal clown. No joke she is clown. Get out of the way pennywise.

Mikeila is such a clown

Mikeila by mak864 October 24, 2019