by Harbourama December 21, 2014
Get the Gas maskmug. by Idioticthings@idiots.com February 9, 2022
Get the maskmug. Another way for authorities to make money, kind of like charging somebody with trespassing for going to a store and shopping (because they didnt have on a mask), and nothing more.
Mask fines are another way to collect money from somebody you want to put out on the street. Telling people something will end quickly is a good way to condition them into being compliant robots for when the next orders and guidelines come out, that way theres no fighting, people think it's normal because it has been for a weeks or months, and they're told it's the new normal. Theres nothing normal about a group/entity trying to take control of everyone else's lives, that's a step toward a totalitarian government, not a step toward reopening or freedom. A good way to take freedom from people is to keep telling them that they will be free only after they keep doing what you tell them to do and complying with your orders, and that it will end.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
Get the Mask finesmug. Comparable to the act known as 'Arabian Goggles'. A woman places her boobies into a man's eye sockets and allows the flesh of the breasteses to settle across the man's upper facial area.
by The Defiant Cow August 26, 2009
Get the Coconut Maskmug. The act of one sexual partner giving oral sex to a female sexual partner while defecating in a seated position on the toilet.
~inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term 'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which symbolizes the use of protective gear against odorous or contaminating elements."
~inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term 'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which symbolizes the use of protective gear against odorous or contaminating elements."
My girlfriend gave me an Australian Gas Mask last night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted her pussy licked even tho I couldn’t get off the toilet.
by The JD Guy February 16, 2024
Get the Australian Gas Maskmug. When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then have them roll their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.
by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021
Get the Presidential Maskmug. A failure to wear a mask correctly
Reluctant-Masker: *refusing to wear a mask correctly*
Bystander: Mask malfunction, put your goddamn mask on correctly.
Bystander: Mask malfunction, put your goddamn mask on correctly.
by guymcguyperson September 23, 2021
Get the mask malfunctionmug.