overdose mafia

The one and only place to be in imobsters!!!... period!!

To be at a place that will build you,to farm and not be farmed,to own the hitlist,to be at one with a family,to simply be the best,end of story.Overdose mafia

by OD,od,OḎ💉,mobs,overdose, December 30, 2013

Milf Mafia

A group of mothers that participate in different activities in the name of their children. Once in the Milf Mafia you are family and their is no easy way out.

Jules couldn't wait to have her baby and be accepted in the Milf Mafia.

by Barry DeBeers January 13, 2015

jasmin macias

An honest bitch. Straight up even if it may hurt the others persons feelings, but very sensitive on the inside .

If you want an honest opinion, go to Jasmin Macias!

by Jajsnzuzn April 9, 2016

Oilfield Mafia

A group of individuals employed in the oilfield industry who feel obtaining liquid gold gives them a god like complex. Unfortunately in most cases this group is usually comprised of men who wear dirty jeans even on days off to simulate working all the time and possess below average IQs and penis size. These downfalls are usually compensated with large trucks and even larger tires.

Wife: The neighbors are always staring at me because we can’t have a car that’s not a truck with an oilfield mafia sticker on the back.

Husband: I will spit in anyone’s face who disrespects that sticker. Those school teachers didn’t teach me anything compared to what my brothers taught me.

Wife: I want a divorce

Husband: Hell yeah brother, single life, oilfield mafia.

Wife: Blank stare, leaves slowly

by DD Alwhiney June 8, 2019

westfort mafia

A gang of semen slingers in Thunder Bay Ontario, infamous for lathering houses in the Westfort area in actual cum similar to that of TPing houses.

“What in the world? My house is covered in cum!”
“Damn man, must’ve been a devilish act perpetrated by the Westfort Mafia!”

by Cumhead69x December 10, 2019

vikolia maiava

if this is your name, you are one badass girl who loves listening to kpop ! you are very loud especially your laugh.

vikolia maiava is the most funniest person ever <3

by jungkooks bae <3 July 12, 2021

Jayvee Malabanan

He is good at playing computer games, especially Valorant. The type of guy who will court every girl and be sad when rejected. He also loves to chat with random strangers through online platforms and enjoys flirting and could flirt to break the ice with someone.

Jayvee Malabanan wants to play valorant after talking with a complete stranger.

by therealjayvee March 7, 2022