Irish Lottery

Having sex without a condom or other form of birth control.

Colleen and Patrick have been playing the irish lottery and they may have hit the jackpot - she's two weeks late...

by donjuansw August 5, 2008

Letterman apology

the passive-agressive act of dramatically apologizing not only for an action which one has committed, but also for things which one has previously committed, has not committed, and would not likely commit, all in an effort to reduce one's culpability for the central action in question. This is similar to a strategy employed by jewish grandmothers, where one apologizes for all things that have ever happened, whether good or bad.

Example of a "Letterman apology":

Dave: ... so my apologies to subjecting them to that vulnerability and being brow-beaten and humiliated, it never occured to me, and as a matter of fact Alan Coulter kept wanting to know if we'd had sex, do you remember that Alan?

Alan: I did and I don't remember.

Dave: So I'll just say I'm terribly sorry ... And now, also because what can it hurt, once again I'd like to apologize to the former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin...

by ssppuunn November 4, 2009

LETTER T

Letter T is a biological term for sadness in French. It also eats cheese

Letter T is a sexy Letter. Hey T.

SUP
So um chess group is this Saturday u coming.

Sure

Omg so cool

Hey T u wanna have sex?

Yup.

by JamesLeather June 15, 2018

Clitty litter

The female equivalent of the male fumunda cheese; dried female discharge

That girl took off her panties and seasoned the floor with clitty litter, GROSS

by Badamb90 May 23, 2014

moon letter girl

A code phrase for sex. This is derived from the emoticon codes in MSN Messenger, which to get a row of emoticons for a moon, an envelope (or, letter) and a woman/girl you type the code (S), (e) and (x). Sometimes moon letter girl is further disguised as the acronym 'MLG'.

Darcy: What do you wanna do tonight?
Tom: I dunno... Moon letter girl comes to mind.
Darcy: My house at eight?

by JT2D December 9, 2008

plane letter fake

A plane letter is a letter to that is given to a close friend to read on the plane ride to entertain them, this is not a real thing, two high school girls from Monsey NY made it up

Man gives woman a plane letter, she realizes its plane letter fake and he is trying yo get in her pants

by The truth man86 February 3, 2010

take a letter

When faced with a daunting task, you decide to pass on doing it. From the childhood game of H-O-R-S-E. A game using a basketball and hoop between 2 or more players. The object of the game is not to spell the word, Horse. If you miss a shot, you have to take a letter and the loser is the one that spells the word horse first.

"Dude, I'm so hungover I'm going to have to take a letter on playing in that football game."

by toniwithaneye October 9, 2006