Lunch monster

The lunch monster is the thing that lingers around hell hole office spaces. It’s the thing you blame when people go out to lunch and never return to work ever again.

Guy 1: Dude where is Jim?
Guy 2: He got eaten by the “lunch monster” two days ago, but that fucker had some decency this time and regurgitate him. He now works at the big shiny tower in the city and makes bank.

by Phaedrus3rd August 26, 2019

lunch buddies

A group of bitch-made, snobby, little girls from Live Oak High that don't know where to sit at lunch anymore because of Kearston's boyfriend type thingy.

Let's make a groupchat called lunchbuddies
Lunchbuddies- it said I had to define lunch buddies but I already did that so this is the second definiton

by Big Foreheadz September 12, 2019

Lunch box

Marijauna that has been smuggled in from the border.

"Eyyy essay you got me that lunch box."

by Slangplug920 September 18, 2019

LunchLady

When you see some woman in a Popeye's to go line buying four sandwiches and shes the only one in the car. The only job this type of woman could ever have is at your school's lunch counter who hides depression behind her carefully tucked hairnet .

dude, did you just see that lunchlady that passed by?!? ugh.

by Antonionionionionionionio January 8, 2020

lunch

Lunch is what we have at 10-12pm. Or it can be ridiculously late from 12-2pm.

Sarah: What time is it?
Kylie: It’s time for lunch!
Sarah: Yay it’s lunch time!

by Trinity:) May 12, 2020

Lunchner

Late late lunch and early dinner. Between the times 4-6.

Meet me for lunchner at 5pm.

by Zdowran May 15, 2020

Lunch Gentleman

A Lunch Gentleman is a male lunch lady. Since males aren't ladies of course, they are considered Lunch Gentlemen. They do most of the same things lunch ladies do, and normally get jobs in schools that provide lunch.

"Hey, you know that lunch lady over there? He serves horrible food."
"AHEM, IT'S LUNCH GENTLEMAN TO YOU MISTER."

by OiSlumai October 21, 2020