Log Ride

A Log Ride (sexual position) is when one person deficates (takes a shit) on another persons chest while in the sitting up position, then urinates (pisses) on them just above where they deficated. This reuslts in the feces (the shit, a.k.a. log) riding down the stream of urine (piss) to their stomache or further, much like a log going downstream.
"Chris said his wife let him give her a log ride the other night! That's were that stain on the carpet must have come from...."
by The Second-Hand Condom Man February 10, 2010
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underwater log cabin

I've got to go to the bathroom to build an underwater log cabin
by Frank Grapes July 24, 2003
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Abraham Lincoln log

When you shit in a girl's hand, and then she jerks you off.
Since I just ate Taco Bell, I figured it was the perfect time to receive an Abraham Lincoln log.
by H0RSE November 08, 2006
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HEAT LOG

Phrase to quieten the plebs in the office, when a technological problem arises that is over Antonella's thinking capabilities.
Just letting you know that we are experiencing problems with sending & receiving faxes. An urgent Heat log has been raised & ITS are keeping me posted.
by Incognito March 30, 2005
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greace log

a horrible attempt at a dictionary entry my a guy who couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the c and t.
the numerous spelling errors in sam f.'s definition shows that he's one illiterate son of a bitch!
by pro-nun-see-A-shun June 02, 2003
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Lump on a log

Lump on a log, meaning solid and trusting, will always be there for you.
I can always count on her. Shes a real lump on a log
by Sunshine all day January 19, 2020
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