by Sex Ed November 26, 2006
A Log Ride (sexual position) is when one person deficates (takes a shit) on another persons chest while in the sitting up position, then urinates (pisses) on them just above where they deficated. This reuslts in the feces (the shit, a.k.a. log) riding down the stream of urine (piss) to their stomache or further, much like a log going downstream.
"Chris said his wife let him give her a log ride the other night! That's were that stain on the carpet must have come from...."
by The Second-Hand Condom Man February 10, 2010
by Frank Grapes July 24, 2003
by H0RSE November 08, 2006
Phrase to quieten the plebs in the office, when a technological problem arises that is over Antonella's thinking capabilities.
Just letting you know that we are experiencing problems with sending & receiving faxes. An urgent Heat log has been raised & ITS are keeping me posted.
by Incognito March 30, 2005
a horrible attempt at a dictionary entry my a guy who couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the c and t.
by pro-nun-see-A-shun June 02, 2003
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