On-listener

Similar to an onlooker but for listening.

That on-listener sure picked the wrong time to drop in for a listen. Now they think I am a serial killer

by Joe Deez May 12, 2020

drink listening

Drinking red wine and listening to music on a Friday night after getting out of a nice hot shower.

I'm drink listening to love on the brain by Rihanna

by Rihannafan2020 December 4, 2020

i listen to talk fast

a code word to tell you’re bisexual

person a: hey do you listen to sweater weather?

person b: nah bitch i listen to talk fast by 5sos

by notarealperson;) April 2, 2021

Bus-Listed

To be placed on a "no-fly list" by an airline for unruly or drunken behavior. Also known as Greyhounded.

"Dude, are you flying to Cancun with us? It'll be great!" "Nah, I got Bus-Listed by the airline after throwing a drink on that flight to Spring Break."

by Dugley May 25, 2021

Secret listener

Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.

Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.

John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”

Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”

by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021

White listed

A term once used in the adult film industry in regards to aspiring male performers who have a who premature ejaculation in their performances and are unable to maintain their erection after.

Don't think this guy can keep it up, I think he's gotta be White listed.

by m.cash January 28, 2022

Bed-listener

A person who is skilled in bed-listening rumours the negative information or sickness of any well-known celebrity or politician, only based on several figures from unknown resources. Bed-listeners often claim a celebrity to be badly ill (suffering from cancer or other severe diseases), because it seems that they comprehends the proficient skills of listening to what the target men said on their bed or even during their dreams.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.

A bed-listener says that Putin was badly sick, gripping the table to stop himself shaking so much, because he bed-listened Putin for months.

by iamshuo90 June 16, 2022