jumphammer

When you have your partner lay face up on the bed with forehead extended slightly over the edge. You jump from a foot or so away so that the tip of your penis hits them on the forehead when you land.

Had a few drinks last night and my wife let me jumphammer her. Nailed a couple but my tip now bruised and a darker shade of purple.

by milpoolSK May 18, 2017

Jumpingjackz

An idiot on the highest level that's name pronunciation is not like it should be.

Wow! You're more screwed over than Jumpingjackz!

by jumpingjackz October 15, 2017

Jumped by flavors

Occurs when one comsumes an abundant and diverse amonut of flavors at once. The mulitiude of flavors consumed will be tasted one after another, almost like reciving multiple punches from multiple people.

I shouldn’t have ate 4 jelly beans at once. I’ve been jumped by flavors.

by mcmajuicebox7 February 4, 2018

Jumped the curve

When you get left on read for the first time but then you message them again and their opinion changes of you, allowing you to have another chance of impressing that person and getting the ability to start a relationship with them.

Dude #1: Hey, I jumped the curve with marry yesterday.

Dude #2: Ayeee!

by Gotcha_T February 6, 2018

jumpman doing a split

When somebody cops a fake pair of Jordans and the Jumpman legs are spread to far apart resembling a split.It is the most noticeable sign of a fake.

Fake Hypebeast:Yah man got them for 500$
Random:why ya jumpman doing a split?

by TheFakeYoshii February 13, 2018

Jump me like a kangaroo

To have sex with a girl on top, who forcefully jumps up and down.

“There’s so much we have yet to do, now jump me like a kangaroo!” -L. D. Avidan

by TTom1000000 September 26, 2018

Jump streams

Literally jumps with the rhythm of a stream. The mapper probably got an aneurysm when he made that.

-hey look at my amazing 10 star map xdd
-bro that full screen jump streams look insane, i will send your map to every osu streamer

by wiwit October 23, 2019