to jordan (something)

Verb; adding a lever to the intersection of the legs meeting the torso in a way that mocks the male genitalia on a Minecraft building resembling a human.
After Jordan Maron aka CaptainSparklez and his actions in the popular Minecraft Minigame "SethBling's Building Game".
"I added a lever."
"Did you pull a Jordan?"
"So I'm a verb now?"
"Yes. To jordan (something) is now a verb."
by GentlemanPirate July 21, 2015
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Jordan Jones

Homie Hopper. Will steal your crush after calling him ugly. She will back stab you after being bestie for an EXTENDED period time. She will call this guy ugly and then when you say you think he’s hot she becomes besties with him and than starts dating him while lying to you saying their just friends. And the only way you figure out how their dating is bc her brother post a picture of them cuddling on his snapchat story. you than proceed to call her out on in and she said “i didn’t mean for this to happen” after asking one of their mural friends to “set them up”. you than proceed to unadd her on ALL social media platforms and changing her contact from her quirky little nickname to her government name and unpin her.
me: that girl is all over EVERY boy that looks her way
Friend: Yeah she’s totally a Jordan Jones
by FoxyFalica August 22, 2022
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jordan-carrollism

JCarrollism: To look ones absolute best on a 10/10 level at every social gathering, event or weekend
"Hey man you look swick".

"Thanks man, it's only jordan-carrollism".
by J-swallow February 07, 2014
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Jordan duff

Guy that has the hair of jake Paul, might be a druggie is pretty good at games but is really cool also he is very FLAMBOYANT...

some people use it as a insult
1.You are such a Jordan duff
2.fuck off or I stone yer windees
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Jordan (Girl)

Jordan is the type of person every Boy needs, She's funny, Smart, Kind and most of all she's absolutely stunning, Not to mention how vocally talented she is. She only has 4 moods Bored, Angry, A h-word that's not happy, and Fucking adorable. shes the type of person you look at and just think "oh what I would give to have her in my arms"
person 1: "Hey look it's Jordan (Girl)"
person 2: "God She's beautiful"
by The_Rangaa March 14, 2022
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Jordan smith

The sexiest biology teacher alive. Usually has blue eyes and sexy greasy brown hair but i want him grease and all. He’s quite tall and looks very good in edits. He looks like Liam Hemsworth and he sounds australian.
‘Jordan smith is so fit. I want him to whisper mitosis in my ear ;)’
by ilovebiologyteachers March 11, 2022
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taylor jordan

an amazing person who really wants the best for everyone.Generally a red head that has bad fashion sense.once you get her don’t give her away and that’s on periodt.
guy 1-shes hot

guy 2-shes taylor jordan
by on tha gang October 10, 2019
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