Jonathan

A person who is perpetually working, overly employed ("empluzz"), and has no social life.

Don't be such a Jonathan—take a break and enjoy life!

by JonathanRizz April 23, 2025

Jonathan

A Jonathan is an ugly whore who has a crush on anyone named sophie.

Jonathan: Oh my god! Is her name sophie? I’d love to bang her 🤪🤪

by shashasha, shashasha December 1, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan is the best guy there is. He is the most thoughtful, kind and sweet human being. He makes a wonderful partner and will put you first in all aspects of his life. Jonathan is slow to anger and quick to forgive. He is gentle and a great kisser. He is also hilarious- he is usually telling a joke. He can be insecure at times and benefits from the people in his life telling him how much he means to them. Jonathan is very creative and artistic- likes to paint, draw, take pictures/videos. He is also very adventurous and loves to explore the world around- usually on a bike.

Wow, Jonathan is my best friend!

Jonathan is the best lover- hubba hubba!

by BuggySandals69 November 23, 2021

Jonathan

A smart person, that wants to ddos your site, because he is Decrypted and black

Jonathan

by Ambe djek December 6, 2016

Jonathan

The boy I still miss. Jonathan is a sweet, caring, tall, blonde boy. He knows how to start a conversation. He trys to make you laugh, even if you dont feel good, all for the sake of making you happy. He has the best sense of style, and knows how to flirt so slickly, even thought were done for, I still wonder if things would someday just, change. Jonathan had great sense of music too. He knew how to respond to things, he knew exactly what to do.

"I still miss jonathan"

"GIRL OMG WE KNOW YOUVE SAID THAT FIVE MILLION TIMES"

by Literalnumberonenickiminajfan December 10, 2023

Jonathan

A really sexy beast who get all the ladies.

He is so sexy it's must be Jonathan

by A swedish Guy 69 February 13, 2017

Jonathan

Jonathan is that one guy that won't leave your mind.

Ever sense I met Jonathan I always had this feeling about him. And whenever we're together I just feel like the world around me stopped completely. I've never loved someone the way I do to him and is just incredibly surprising how someone I thought I would never be friends with a big part of my life like that.

by theloverandhatergirl November 20, 2023