jizz jacket

A comforter/bedspread/quilt/blanket in a motel room. Since they are rarely washed, they are full of jizz.

"If you're cold then use the blanket." "No way, I'm not wrapping up in that jizz jacket!!"

by Clark Griswold November 19, 2006

Jizz Kid

Jizz kid is some one who loves the jizz so much they would gladly take it anyway on there body

James : your a fucking jizz kid
Kyle : I do love that Jizz

by Alex Campbell GA September 16, 2007

jizz wiz

A male man who creates a lot of jizz

Man... that guy over there is a real jizz wiz

by Phinn36 February 11, 2018

jizz-junkie

a man and or women that like the taste or texture of sperm entering the anus.

Bill and his mom are huge jizz-junkies that love tom's jizz.

by M-Dizzog November 28, 2007

jizz jazz

Derived from the action of "jazz hands" jizz jazz is putting one hand in the vagina and the other in the anus and shaking your hands around.

I'm gonna jizz jazz you bitch

by Gandy the Blue October 3, 2006

brain jizz

The intellectual goo that is secreted in the hypothalmus when one experiences an epiphany leading to euphoric pleasure (also known as braingasm).

Dude, when I saw that kitten, I realized the meaning of life, and I got brain jizz everywhere.

by Voodoo Karate December 18, 2010

jizzs jubilee

The act of putting lighter fluid in the head of ones penis. Then as you ejaculate you light the sperm/lighter fluid as it shoots out of your penis in a glorious blast of fiery sperm hitting the target of choice.

A man having sex with his girlfriend, about to explode says," how bout a nice Jizzs jubilee?" Then she says "like the dessert?" Then the man says,"Damn straight baby!". Then he inserts the fluid lights it, and shoots fire cum all over her face, singeing her eyebrows, yet with no clean up.

by Bob the sex raper April 25, 2011