Thomas Jefferson

A school in Fairfax County with an embarrassingly high SAT average. Where sophomores are bombarded with 4 AP classes and being a nerd is valued highly.
Most of the girls are ugly as shit, and there is a HANDFUL of kids with a social life, but DAMN, they know how to party. Yeah, '08 has SOME lookers, but no one can touch those 2010 girls. I'm just embarrassed that all they get are the calculator-hugging, non-athletic TJ guys. I wish I went to TJ.

1: Wait...what school do they go to?!
2: Thomas Jefferson, what's up with that?
1: Yeah, I'd WRECK that Lyndsey Wheeler and Victoria Kedzie, that Alison Kosmacky ain't bad either.

by highonLAX April 23, 2008

Jefferson City

Looking for the scummiest of scums? You've came to the right place. Jefferson City just isn't know for being the capital of Missouri, but full of scumbags.

Jefferson City sucks!

by Ptwitchy December 1, 2016

HSV_Jeff

a guy that gets bs headshots!

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

Jeff

The saddest fuck you will ever meet.

"He has nothing going for him in life."
"The poor guy, he is such a Jeff."

by Boynelife March 28, 2015

Jeffin'

The act of kissing ass and/or brown nosing in a person's face when in actuality you really have ill feelings toward that person.Also, this is Kansas City Lingo, but a humongous single. Jeffin' is ass kissin', then talkin' trash, dissin'.

When you see me rolling up, stop Jeffin' stop Jeffin', they be like what's up? Stop Jeffin' stop Jeffin', yeah you. Stop Jeffin', we ain't cool. Stop Jeffin'.

by the_waitresss October 29, 2011

Jeff Buckley

The second greatest rock vocalist, outclassed by the one and only Freddie Mercury.

Jeff Buckley gave us the emotional vocals on "Grace," "Hallejulah," and "Dido's Lament."

by AJB11 August 21, 2005

Jeffrey

Jeffrey is a fat and lazy faggot who only likes to sit on his ass all day, play Nintendo games, and laugh at memes on Instagram. Jeffrey doesn’t listen to what he’s told to do but gets mad when he doesn’t get what he wants. Jeffrey is very stubborn and weird.

Roachella: Jeffrey is so lazy, he hasn’t gotten up all day.
Chip: I know right

by chokeonacrustycock December 30, 2019