A man so beautiful, you could cry. Seriously, like, look at his eyes. Well actually don't, you may have a sexiness overload. He's just too hot to handle. This man is a god, and if you don't treat him as such THERE WILL BE CONSEQUNCES. I SHIT YOU NOT.
Oh, so you think you're going to date Jake Gyllenhaal? SOMEONE BETTER HOLD ME THE FUCK BACK BEFORE I GO TO BREAK THIS THOT'S NECK.
by someone you dont know June 12, 2014
Get the Jake Gyllenhaalmug. Finn and Jake are two fictional characters from the world of Ooo on the popular Carton Network show, "Adventure Time." Finn is a teenage boy with blonde hair who always wears a white animal hat thing with ears. Jake is a yellow/orange dog with the ability to stretch his limbs to great extents and grow or shrink. The two are an unstoppable pair that travel through Ooo defeating evil and serving the beautiful Princess BubbleGum.
Omg! Those two guys look like they're best friends. Just like Finn and Jake!
Finn and Jake are so rad!
Finn and Jake are so rad!
by imapersonyesiam February 2, 2014
Get the finn and jakemug. by dOsH BuRtOn September 20, 2019
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Get the dirty jakemug. by DildoCondom September 18, 2017
Get the Jake Paulmug. 
A kid/man who is somehow famous on YouTube. He started with vine wich is dead as shit now. He used to be a Disney star but Disney ditched him. He has fans called "jake paulers" and they probably are all under 15 and act like idiots like their "roll model"
by SaD tImeS ♡ September 2, 2017
Get the Jake paulmug.