Jake Gyllenhaal

A man so beautiful, you could cry. Seriously, like, look at his eyes. Well actually don't, you may have a sexiness overload. He's just too hot to handle. This man is a god, and if you don't treat him as such THERE WILL BE CONSEQUNCES. I SHIT YOU NOT.

Oh, so you think you're going to date Jake Gyllenhaal? SOMEONE BETTER HOLD ME THE FUCK BACK BEFORE I GO TO BREAK THIS THOT'S NECK.

by someone you dont know June 12, 2014

finn and jake

Finn and Jake are two fictional characters from the world of Ooo on the popular Carton Network show, "Adventure Time." Finn is a teenage boy with blonde hair who always wears a white animal hat thing with ears. Jake is a yellow/orange dog with the ability to stretch his limbs to great extents and grow or shrink. The two are an unstoppable pair that travel through Ooo defeating evil and serving the beautiful Princess BubbleGum.

Omg! Those two guys look like they're best friends. Just like Finn and Jake!

Finn and Jake are so rad!

by imapersonyesiam February 2, 2014

Jake Williams

A small retard, gay, small pee pee

Jake Williams is a little retard

by dOsH BuRtOn September 20, 2019

dirty jake

is where a girl sits on a guys face and pisses in his mouth

hey man.. ur girlfriend just told me she gave u a dirty jake

by Paul Castro August 10, 2008

Jake Paul

A person that has a YouTube channel,acts autistic,and says its every day bro every 5 minutes

Jake Paul: "it's every day bro"

Person: kys

by DildoCondom September 18, 2017

Jake Paul

A pussy

Jake Paul is a pussy

by Sdmnftchip May 9, 2018

Jake Paul

A fucking retard that doesn't give a shit about anyone but the money and fucks Erika Costell for followers and Jake Paul sucks monkey dick also he sucks Logan Pauls dick

What the fuck, Is that Fucking Jake Paul monkeys, go rape him in the ass!

by Wait, the fuck? September 26, 2017