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No Poop July

A challenge similar to No Fap September that consists in not defecating during the entire month of July. (Pissing is allowed)
Person: I haven't pooped in three days but I just can't take it anymore. Should I just poop already, doctor?
Doctor: You're not a quitter, are you? Take some of these antidiarrheal pills and you'll be just fine.

Person: Thanks, doctor! Have a great No Poop July.
by BigBlackCow July 8, 2020
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July 28

July 28, 2021 is the day when the official rickroll hit 1 billion views!
by rickroll enthusiast July 28, 2021
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NO Jack July

You can’t jack off during July. Good luck soldiers
Omg dude did you hear it’s “No Jack July” stay strong bro.
by lilyeeterboner69 December 2, 2019
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July 17

People Born on this day Are Kings, they are full on attitude and will be the boss of anyone who decides to mess with his/her family or friends. These guys are absolute legends
Person 1: that guy is a king.
Person 2:yeah he was born in July 17
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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july 1st

The best day of the year if u were born on July 1st you have a massive penis and r rlly fit and also if ur names Rio and ur born on July 1st then that’s even better coz dat mean ur better den everyone else 🕶💷💷💷
by Unknown Black man October 16, 2019
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No Poop July

the act of trying not to poop for a whole month in order to save it just in case you are in need to shit and can’t .
“aye Jeff, lets start a sexy trend where we save our shit for a month, no poop july!”
by tytyiscool20 July 8, 2020
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4th of July

Just another regular day. Fuck Patriotism.
I sat at home on the 4th of July doing my regular duties, while some obese nationalistic fucktards were rejoicing on the other side of the Atlantic.
by Reju July 28, 2008
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