JESS

A whore, who is blonde and loves tadhgs. She loves stealing people's boyfriends. She can't play any sport and is a terrible friend, she loves fucking strangers

Omg she's jess

by Yourmama356421 May 19, 2017

Jesse

the best girl you'll ever meet. totally adorable and sweet (with an afro!) but in a not-too-annoying kind of way. got to love her! (and no this is not her:)

have you met the new girl? she's almost as cool as Jesse.

my mom's nice but she's no Jesse.

by bigfootateurmama April 30, 2009

Jesse Creevey

A word to descibe what is quite possibly the single most attractive, raddest, hardcore, most non-asian kid on the block.

Johnno-Wow, did you see that guy's hat?

Scrotumface- Hell yaeh, What a cool little Jesse Creevey.

by Deathlord McJesse March 23, 2009

Jesse

WILL GET YOU RAVIOLIS BUT NOT TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO GET THEM EVEN IF YOU'RE STARVING

Wow, that guy is such a Jesse.

by Chokishki December 21, 2016

Jesse

Usually a fat ginger. A quiet person without many friends but is very social online and plays many video games.

Looks like jesse wants to kill himself

by Disfunctionalduck June 15, 2018

Jesse

A person with big lips and is a bitch and loves guys

Bro this guy is such a Jesse

by Josejose91 February 24, 2018

Jesse

As you are reading this Jesse is most likely having sex. Jesses reek of sex. Girls can not get enough of a Jesse and Jesses know this. To be with a Jesse is to reach heaven on earth. Don't worry guys Jesses don't leave out their boys. When a Jesse isn't nose deep in a girl, he's out partying it up with his boys at a house party being the life of the party. Everyone needs more Jesse in their life.

Girl 1: " Ashley, I just had the best night ever! Jesse..."
Girl 2: " Say no more... every girl dreams of the day they get to be with Jesse."

by heheheboi November 8, 2018