Pocket Hater

A hater that you keep on your social media accounts because you know they talk about you constantly and they deserve a place close to you too fume on your success.

Someone close to you that holds your pocket but secretly wants to destroy you.

Secret Hater

Keep your friends close, and your enemy's closer.

Bro, I've let hang on my page for awhile but it's time to let your “Pocket Hater” ass go.

by StillWill420 January 17, 2021

pocket flab

On a morbidly obese individual, large flaps of skin hanging down below the waist, forming pockets of flab under the sweatpants, about where the pockets would be on real pants.

Usually observed on American rednecks carrying large misspelled signs protesting against the government.

Dude, did you see the pocket flab on that teabagger?

by DrSamba December 17, 2013

gift pocketing

The act of secretly putting something into someone's pocket, the opposite of pick pocketing.

I found an iphone in my pocket the other day, absolute no clue how it got there, someone must have been gift pocketing

by clown socks August 20, 2022

Pocket Stoner

Someone who always has weed in their pockets, and smokes on it all day, no matter where they are.

Guy 1: "Dude, you wanna get high right here in the auditorium? I brought some weed with me."

Guy2: "Man you're such a pocket stoner. But yes, yes I would like to smoke the stickiest of the icky with you."

by Sac_static December 9, 2013

Poop Pocket

When you have bursts of air between your poop and there is a high powered fart.

Man. That was such a good poop, I had poop pockets. It was so relieving.

by NotUrUwU April 18, 2021

pocket syndrome

When your walking with your girl and your hands go uncontrolably in your pockets

Look at that guy over there he has the pocket syndrome!!!

by Gav T June 15, 2016

Pocket bread

Used instead of PITA (pain in the ass).

I lost my wallet. Getting everything replaced was pocket bread.

by TravisJake September 16, 2020