Number two-ing

Using a frozen turd as a dildo on your partner. (or yourself)

I met this girl, she's into number two-ing, think she's a keeper

by Faecal matters December 4, 2015

nudele-ing

2 people doing naked things

I was going to ask her something but they were nudele-Ing and I didn't want to bother them.

by Inlovewithmybutt January 26, 2016

Anxiety Amazon-ing

When you're not prepared and you're not in control, so you just keep ordering things that *might* help.

I've been anxiety Amazon-ing every time I think about baby coming home.

by Beth X October 10, 2018

bonsai-ing

When you tend to a relationship in order to keep expectations and situation the same (as opposed to cultivating and nourishing a relationship). A bonsai-ing relationship will stay exactly the same.

Are you guys getting serious? Hopefully not, I am bonsai-ing.

by Bonsaimaster October 14, 2018

D-ing

When someone acts incredibly dumb because of adhd. Usually people who do this act have names that start with the letter E.

Can you STOP D-ING! You just spilled my coffee.

by SofT_TrOn October 23, 2018

Bi-ing

When a straight person wants to be Bisexual for a certain amount of time, whether that be for a couple of minutes, hours, or a night.

at a Bar

P1: I’m Bi-ing

P2: oooh~ what are you buying?
P1: No bro, Bi-ing. As is being Bisexual but just for tonight. I wanna get some dick, but I don’t wanna be full gay.
P2: Sure thing bro, go get The D

by 404thisisstupid October 26, 2018

Shimho-ing

The act of changing the topic when someone who shouldn't hear the topic is passing by.

Person 1: "Hey so you know Mike is really messed up..."
Person 2: "Yeah dude that guy's such a loser"
*Mike passes by*
Person 1: "So what's Shimho doing now? I heard he's got a new job"
Person 1 just commited the act of Shimho-ing by changing the topic to something about Shimho.

by Churean42069 November 8, 2018