Hooded Merganser

an uncircumcised penis.

Example 1: Hey girl, you ready for this hooded merganser!

Example 2:
Dude 1: Damn bro, you rocking that hooded merganser!
Dude 2: Hell yeah man, my parents didn’t believe in circumcision.

by theHoodedMerganser March 27, 2023

Hood bangin

When you live in the ghetto and everything is done in a poor manor

Yo I didn't know you lived on Hosmer St. You hood bangin

by Steadyb September 11, 2015

parkway the hood

794 the best hood of all times

where you from cuh?

parkway the hood bitch 794 shit

by codeinexpercsssss November 10, 2020

Hood Aid

Kool Aid but a hood version of it, containing insane amounts of sugar used in the process of making it.

Person #1: Aye cuh', can I get some of that Hood Aid?
Person #2: Ii cuh'.

by FlashyAdidas May 17, 2016

Hood Winked

When someone gets slapped in the eye by an uncircumcised penis, followed by dragging motion away from the eye.

Did you see that?! That guy hood winked that prostitute!

by KongoJojo June 29, 2011

Hood Dweller

1. a random, useless residents of urban areas primarily responsible for the perpetual state of degradation, low morals, ethics, and education of their surrounding neighborhood.

2. a resident of a low-rent urban area (i.e. the hood) so forgettable and commonly dressed by that they seem to be generated by a 16-bit game console.

3. someone who dresses like T.I., Free Way, Keisha Cole, or Lil' Wayne so frequently it becomes an uniform.

1. Was that Jaheem?
2. No, that was Kwan.
3. I thought Kwan was dead.
4. No, that was Foodock
5. How in the hell am I supposed to tell these damn hood dwellers apart?!? They all flunked the GED and have stupid names that they think are Muslim!

by Undertow87 September 4, 2009

Hood Rat

1.Overly Cocky Ghetto People.
2.A male or female roaming the area for trouble and attention.

The Hood Rats just threw some M80's in Monte's mail box.

by JJJJJJosephine July 10, 2006