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simp hunter

Girls that try very hard to profit from simps by putting stuff such as gamer girl in their bio and showing themselves off.
A: Someone gift me in fortnite im a gamergirl i need it

B: ur such a simp hunter
by Proofed September 14, 2020
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74th Annual Hunger Games

In the 74th annual Hunger Games,24 tributes from districts 1-12 fight till the death of the 23 children ages 12-18 for the capitols enjoyment. The 24 tributes are: District 1- Marvel and Glimmer, District 2- Cato and Clove, District 3- boy and girl, District 4- boy and girl, District 5- boy and Foxface, District 6- boy and girl, District 7- boy and girl, District 8- boy and girl, District 9- boy and girl, District 10- boy and girl, District 11- Thresh and Rue, District 12- Peeta and Katniss. In the battle 11 tributes die on the first day and on the following days fro the most part one tribute dies a day but there are some days where there are no deaths in the arena. There are tracker jackers and mutts (muttations) to scare and threaten the tributes. In he end the gamemakers say that there can be two victors if from the same district, with Katniss and Peeta still alive, the kill Cato and then win the crown as the starcrossed lovers from district 12 hereby winning the 74th annual Hunger Games.
Peeta Quotes:

Peeta Mellark, "Sweetheart, are you here to finish me off?"

Peeta Mellark, "Remember we're madly in love so it's all right to kiss me when ever you feel like it."

Peeta Mellark, "Because she came here with me."

Adapted from the 74th Annual Hunger Games
by marycate930 December 16, 2012
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hunter

REDNECK: y'all im going hunt'n. OTHER PERSON: dumb ass hunter
by piemaster1311 November 30, 2010
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Crocodile Hunter

When a man holds open the mouth of his sexual partner and inserts his member into said orifice.
My baby's mouth is so small that when she goes down on me I gotta protect my unit 'Crocodile Hunter' styles.
by Neil Freeman November 10, 2006
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Huffer

A denizen of "The Huffington Post" blog: "One who breathes in the rarified, oxygen-starved air of 'The Huffington Post'."
"Hi, I'm E. Feet Liberal and I care about important things. That's why I rely on 'The Huffington Post' to keep me up to date with:

--politically incorrect words/ideas that have been newly banned by the intellectually enlightened

--inane progressive ideology

--the latest DNC talking points

--cheap shots aimed at anyone and anything to the right of Noam Chomsky

and

glowing reports about how President Obama is so totally awesome!

When common sense and reality threaten to burst my rose colored, progressive bubble, I gain solace from being a Huffer. Reading the anti-American opinions, half-truths and cherry-picked facts reassures me that my hysterical hand wringing, misplaced activism, and blogging about the same, is a wise life's devotion.

Amazingly though, there are people who post disagreements with my utopian worldview. They have humbly suggested that my advocacy has no lasting spiritual value--that it's all just wood, hay and stubble. Can you imagine that? For Pete's sake, I'm trying to save the planet from the evils of free market economics!

Don't worry though, during these comment exchanges I call upon my academic background, and 'rhetorical kung-fu' skills, to provide a reasoned and enlightened response. First, I stereotype the dissenters as 'typical conservative, racist, sexist, bigot, Freeper, Zionist, homophobe, inbred, Fox News, wing nut, hate mongers.'

Then, building on that foundation, I am able to summarily dismiss everything that the dissenters have to say because (obviously) anyone who holds a differing opinion from a Huffer is mentally ill. (Too bad Amerika doesn't have those wonderful psychiatric hospitals and re-education camps like China and Russia. I used to love going to camp).

If the unenlightened still refuse to conform to my point of view, or try to cloud the issue with FACTS, I appeal to my fellow libtard posters for backup. Via a democratic consensus, the enlightened among us organize into a grassroots cybermob and bully the dissenters with every ad hominem available (so be forewarned you inbred, fascist scum)!

Obviously this kind of reaction is a responsible use of power, and we Huffers make a difference every day in the all important blogosphere. (Because mean people suck, and their free expression is not welcomed on the World Wide Web).

As a Huffer, I am continually working to create a better world. Will you help me in my efforts to quash wrong speech, wrong thoughts, wrong ideology, wrong curriculum, wrong rights and wrong freedoms? (The Bill of Rights is so problematic at times and should be disallowed in red states because it is an obstacle to socially responsible progress).

(Takes bong hit)

Power to the people baby!"
by (I am) John Doe May 13, 2009
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Hunter

A awesome kid that is really tough and has abs
by xHuntenManx223 July 22, 2016
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hunner

hunner is another word for hundred used most commonly in glasgow but can be found to be used anywhere
ive got a hunner pound
by HIBEE December 18, 2005
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