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holded

when you're to dumb to remember the word held existed
by Oanda whale September 23, 2021
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Hold your apple sauce

an expression advising normally a guy that they will have to wait, or will entirely not be getting, to have sex and/or ejaculate. similar to the expression 'hold your horses' except used only in terms of sex
My girlfriend was giving me a blowjob when her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it telling me "hold your apple sauce" and started talking.
Fred finally got a girl in his room with him, but having no protection she stopped foreplay and said "hold your apple sauce" and went to look for a condom.
by mutesoul2 May 3, 2022
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National Hold Hands Day

April 16,Any time you want to hold hands with someone you can and get away with it!
Carl:Damn I held Becky’s hand today and she let me!
David:Yah it’s because it’s National Hold Hands Day!
by Koolkitter May 26, 2018
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Horny Holding

Any action to maintain a horny feeling.
She intentionally hit the brakes hard enough for the seatbelt to lock and choke her for a second, she's Horny Holding.

She discreetly rubs her nipples while resting her hands on her backpack straps to horny hold.

She rides her bike leaning forward so that the seat hits her vagina every bump she rides over because she's Horny Holding.

Madison horny holds by walking around with her underwear wedged in her vagina.
by Athalion August 27, 2023
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Baby’s arm holding an apple

An extremely large penis. A dick that when fully erect can exceed the length of 9 inches and up. The length is not the only impressive feature, but these large penises also have a significant girth that can weigh up to 3/4 pounds when at full blood capacity. Men who are blessed with such a large cock oftentimes are unaware of their impressive appendage and are sometimes surprised to learn that many women are often afraid of its size in their young adulthood because of massive size that can cause insecurity during sexual encounters due to their inability to handle such a gigantic pecker. This special men later find that only a special woman with the right skills of handling an incredible dick without crying about the pain of intercourse or provoking an unattractive gag reflex during fellatio. Women all over the world who are lucky enough to get a special man to be their husbands all understand why their huge dicks are often described as; “like a baby’s arm holding an apple”
“Gurl…. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you how huge Mr. W’s dick is….let’s just say that it’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple”
by milfndenver July 8, 2024
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dick hold

when you hold someone's penis in your butt or vagina and create a head lock with their penis
Jeremy: Ha, now I have you in a dick hold
Isaac: Please stop showing me your wrestling moves dad
by Allastor April 4, 2021
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