Hockman

It is where you pick your nose and roll it around on your fingertips to make a ball. Then you wipe your girlfriend/boyfriend's cum filled face with the booger. Then you eat the booger.

Ethan gave a quality hockman in a jcpennys changing room.

by lawnmowerguru October 18, 2008

hockey puck

A black girl that likes to get slap from white men

I seen that hockey puck at the movies with that white dude again

by J.E.WfromI.F.C September 12, 2006

Hockey Hair

see mullet.

Wow, that's some ugly looking hockey hair!

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Hockey

Hockey is the greatest sport ever! It is a full contact sport that requires speed, strength, and balance. It is mainly enjoyed in Canada, Russia, the United States (YEA BOY!), Finland, Sweden, the Czech Republic, and other countries with colder climates. On international levels, the Canadian team, Russian team, and the American team are consistently good. Unfortunately, as with other sports, there are always fans trying to ruin the experience (mainly elitist Canadians that think that Americans don't appreciate it enough. Tell that to my face, I dare you.)

Notable Names: Wayne Gretzky, Mike Modano, Chris Chelios, Arturs Irbe, the list goes on.

Notable Teams: Montreal Canadiens, Detroit Red Wings, Any Original Six Team.

Person 1: Dude! Did you see the hockey game last night?

Person 2: You mean the Sharks and Kings? Hell yeah I did!

Person 1: That hit by Demers was hard!

Person 2: Maybe this will be the year?

Person 1: After 20 years, I hope it is!

TOGETHER: GO SHARKS!!!!!

by Inub0i November 19, 2010

Hoctopus

A word that you accidentally say when you meant to say "Hippopotamus"

Cierra: "A hoctopus!"

Derek: "Hahahahahahahahaha, what?"

Cierra: "Oh man, I meant to say hippo!"

Derek: "That sounds nothing alike!"

And then you both laugh for five minutes.

by MeaniieFace10 September 14, 2010

ice hockey

a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

Doug Larson: "Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept."

by Goalberg June 19, 2006

hockey puck

a reall really short and really really fat dick

thAT chick took in a "pink hockeypuck".

by allhailyogurt May 19, 2003