When you are homeless and you have to use sex and get into relationships that you probably otherwise wouldn’t because you need a place to stay
Molly turned hobo-sexual when she ran out of places she was welcome to stay and winter was freezing and Josh looked better than sleeping under a bridge, as long as no one found out about it…… but the thing about being hobo-sexual is that everyone finds out about it and is suddenly all the single men who are still living at home suddenly want to be captain save a hoe!!
by Mermaid Mel May 09, 2024
A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.
Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
by BaneofyourExistence March 19, 2007
Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.
Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️
by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019
He is Santa that lost his job and is now shriveled up and homeless so he gives beans and poisoned Lima beans to kids on hobo Christmas which is on everyday
Kid1: I got beans on hobo Christmas what did you get
Dead kid: I got poisoned Lima beans
Kid1: oh
Dead kid: Hobo Santa a jerk
Dead kid: I got poisoned Lima beans
Kid1: oh
Dead kid: Hobo Santa a jerk
by Hobo Santa June 17, 2019
That man was so hobo-esque.
by Scenox July 11, 2008
The worst cold-meat sandwich ever made. Usually comprised of rock hard bread, near frozen ham or turkey, and cheese that has been sitting out for nearly 5 hours.
by MikeTheCook January 27, 2011
by Gimpygump May 20, 2022