hit and shit

Simultaneously taking a huge dump and ripping a bong to achieve maximum satisfaction while saving time

Todd: Dude hurry up we're gonna be late for the Sublime concert
Barry: Hold on bro I'll kill two birds with one stone and do a hit and shit

by ratbastian June 21, 2018

hits of ass

Austrailian slang for a dosage of meth.

Police recently busted a drug ring smuggling 1,000 hits of ass in bra inserts.

by LepidopteraLady September 12, 2016

hit bedrock

When you've hit rock bottom. Minecraft reference because fortnite bad minecraft good.

"i've hit bedrock. don't think my life can get any lower"
"oof"

by Golden Inferno August 13, 2019

Raq Hit

Pronounced (Rock Hit) This phrase describes when someone takes a small hit and laughs or coughs before they can suck it into their lungs. First time smokers often experience raq hits.

Nah he only took a raq hit.

by GRamsey July 7, 2011

Donohue Hit

the last ashy, rezzy hit left in the bowl or bong. Normally the hit that no one wants and just scoops into the ashtray. This hit is made for the junkie who is trying to get every last bit of the high.

Hey man is this bowl kicked? Yeah man, it's beat but there might be a donohue hit left if you're desperate.

by Whinnie The Jew December 14, 2015

bug hit

When you proceed to capture a bug inside of a piece, or water bottle as the bug hit was invented, and smoke the bug's mind out, and hit the piece after a sufficient period of time for the bug to become wacked out of its little insect brain

"Dude, are you seriously doing that"
-Cameron to Maurer after he inhaled the smoke from the fly's water bottle prison, hence creating the bug hit

by maurer May 2, 2006

pinch hit

To temporarily replace someone; substitute; fill-in

Brady came down with the sniffles and couldn't come into work at the radio station, so Frankie was asked to pinch hit for Brady's shift.

by radioguy123 April 13, 2017