Child - "Hey, what are we having for dinner?"
Mom - "We're having Sloppy Joes. You're having a Neat Henry, so you don't stain your shirt with Manwich."
Mom - "We're having Sloppy Joes. You're having a Neat Henry, so you don't stain your shirt with Manwich."
by space_prospector January 15, 2015

by xdorepo June 9, 2021

1. the act of procrastinating to the point where you start after time ends so you're technically not even late
2. a weird dude who hoes himself out for keyboards
2. a weird dude who hoes himself out for keyboards
by Stormmmmmm January 24, 2018

henry is a skater boy with long luscious locks. he has a massive monster horse cock with red pubes. he wears girls shorts to show off his huge dick print. did I mention he has 3 legs
henry’s penis is big
by monkey_boiii222 July 18, 2020

she is the beautiful girl in the world, she is always very crazy and quite weird. She likes inappropriate stuff and makes dirty jokes she never says the word 'no' and will always give boys chances. this is because she is low key a slut she is extremely bubbly and loves making new friends. she will always feel bad for no apparent reason. She is ALWAYS on her computer playing video games and watching anime bc what a weeb! she thinks she isn't sporty, but sports is in her blood. She is probably on of the most fit person you have ever known!
she is great at languages, especially chinese, and is a very social person. She never cares about how she looks and rarely showers. When she does shower, she does it well bc scrub scrub motherfucker. She is very beautiful but doesn't think highly of herself and is very insecure.
She is always very generous and always gives rather than accepts gifts. She is absolutely amazing at singing and dancing. she loves ballet. Music is her life. She will be a person who plays many many many instruments. She is very rich and comes from a great family who respects god, even though her family preaches and believes she doesn't really believe or care. even though she does because she is a seriously devout christian. amen. She can be very mean but you gotta love her! She is EXTREMELY brave and loves everyone! Literally everyone. She is the love of my life. I love you henry. I know you're reading this my hunny bunny
she is great at languages, especially chinese, and is a very social person. She never cares about how she looks and rarely showers. When she does shower, she does it well bc scrub scrub motherfucker. She is very beautiful but doesn't think highly of herself and is very insecure.
She is always very generous and always gives rather than accepts gifts. She is absolutely amazing at singing and dancing. she loves ballet. Music is her life. She will be a person who plays many many many instruments. She is very rich and comes from a great family who respects god, even though her family preaches and believes she doesn't really believe or care. even though she does because she is a seriously devout christian. amen. She can be very mean but you gotta love her! She is EXTREMELY brave and loves everyone! Literally everyone. She is the love of my life. I love you henry. I know you're reading this my hunny bunny
side hoe #1: hey are you dating henry fu
main hoe: yeah back off slut
side hoes #1-100: ok fine whatever
side hoes #1-100: listens to "someone like you" on repeat
main hoe: yeah back off slut
side hoes #1-100: ok fine whatever
side hoes #1-100: listens to "someone like you" on repeat
by Stormmmmmm May 21, 2018

by Jamal PP boy November 30, 2024

Is the smoke sexiest man on this girl many girls including myself want to “ride” what he had under his clothing in a family friendly way most people refer to him as a ‘dilf’ and he attracts woman with daddy issues
by Alyaaksu September 3, 2023
