internal handshake

The rare act of shaking hands with another man, within another mans anus. Requires at least 3 friends.

Adam had been gaping his arse hole for months so that James and Steve could perform
the elusive 'internal handshake'.

by James the bummer April 18, 2016

Harstad handshake

The north Norwegian act of When you drunkenly have sexual relations with a sibling or parent.

After an office Christmas party at bark Caroline got into her mothers bed and in her drunken stupor engaged in a harstad handshake

by Swirlyy778 April 8, 2025

Fancy down town handshake.

when a man tries a awkward position to masturbate.

"what was that noise coming out of your room last night?"

" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "

by Thatguymyguy December 10, 2012

Jazzy Handshake

When a traditional hand shake doesn’t express you fully. Just face each other and snap your fingers while crouching down.

It was just so exciting when Steve told me about his engagement. We just did a jazzy handshake we were so excited!

by mainah March 29, 2019

Low-mount handshake

When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.

Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!

by Dump truck January 4, 2017

Cool sandy handshake

When you discreetly slip a piece of sandpaper in ur palm with icy hot to make it stick, before administering a hand job

The cool sandy handshake the actresses younger sister gave the movie producer left him in the hospital with an embarrassing case of road rash.

by Occupational breather August 3, 2018

Hampton Beach Handshake

An alternate name for "The Shocker," for those who find it enjoyable, rather than shocking.

"I wasn't very optimistic about that date, but he ended up giving me a Hampton Beach Handshake, so I'm seeing him again on Friday."

by MD711 December 23, 2021