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Pakistani Handshake

The undeniable stench of body odor that is so strong you can smell the offense as the person walks up to you. This replaces the common and traditional greeting used such as clasping hands to convey a welcome and friendly introduction.
It can be found throughout cultures were deodorant is not applied or accepted as part of good daily hygiene habits. This type of 'handshake' is most prevalent in middle eastern countries: Pakistan, India, Turkey, Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Russia, etc. Also, most of the African continent as well: Egypt, Morocco, and Algeria to name a few.
Whoa, that guys stinks!
I know... it smells like he hasn't washed in a week! He is rock'n the Pakistani Handshake
by hexacat October 25, 2023
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The dirty handshake

An recipient is unknowingly gifted a soiled glove, typically placed on a car windshield as a form of ritualistic marking.

The fate of the recipient is often unknown however there have been reports of savage butt wolfery as a result.

*in latin america it is known as 'los demonios saludan' - the devils wave.
"Hey did you hear about that guy receiving the dirty handshake? I could hear his howls 3 miles away"
by Purplerain6346 December 19, 2023
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The dirty handshake

An recipient is unknowingly gifted a soiled glove, typically placed on a car windshield as a form of ritualistic marking.

The fate of the recipient is often unknown however there have been reports of savage butt wolfery as a result.

*in latin america it is known as 'los demonios saludan' - the devils wave.
"Hey did you hear about that guy receiving the dirty handshake? I could hear his howls 3 miles away"
by Purplerain6346 December 19, 2023
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Connecticut handshake

Two biological men that grab each other’s penis upon approach and give a penis shake. An act of greeting one another taking the place of a traditional handshake
Those guys know each other really well as they have a Connecticut handshake while saying hello
by Optix13 December 21, 2023
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Minnesota Handshake

When two uncircumcised males meet at a bar and dock each other with their uncircumcised dicks. Docking is very well known in the state of Minnesota. It's their secret handshake.
Charles loves to meet new men at the bar in Minnetonka. Hes always greets you with the Minnesota Handshake
by Minnesota Meat Locker December 28, 2023
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Democratic Handshake

When one male gives a hand release to another meal, typically free of charge
How’s it going little Johnny. Thanks for coming to grampa’s rally today, would love to give you a Democratic Handshake to show my appreciation
by Schwanz Master January 9, 2024
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Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit
"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024
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