african handshake

A type of Handshake in witch the individual use's their "left hand".
- This coming from a documentary of African Culture where the inhabitants

wipe with their right hand, then shake with their left as to not offend others.

Exp. (As seen in the movie "Meet Dave" starring Eddie Murphy.)

Dave - "Hi, Mark Rose (extends left hand)"
Mark - "Lefty huh? You must be foreign to come at me with that

pathetic African Handshake..."
Dave - (Smiles)

by NumberOneKangaroo November 17, 2016

Essex handshake

A greeting loved by many an Essex girl specifically the gentleman proffers his hand with his three middle fingers together and his thumb and little finger spread out. The gentleman inserts said 3 fingers into the ladies vagina and the little finger into her rectum, the thumb being strategically placed on the ladies clitoris.

I met Cheryl at the Sugar Hut last night and gave her the old Essex handshake, she was as wet as a billposters bucket and I then shagged her over the bonnet on the way home to her council dwelling. It was like throwing a sausage up an alley

by Cara Van Swinger December 13, 2016

ham handshake

when two girls slap they titties together

u see those girls goin in on that ham handshake

by coolguydantheman January 4, 2017

shit handshake

To knowingly or unknowingly shake someone's hand directly after having a shit without washing ur hands, the other person might be too embarrassed to sniff their hands after the shit handshake.

I'm gonna give him/her a shit handshake.

by villos69 February 9, 2017

trumpy handshake

The awkward moment when your hands pull in the the receiver of the handshake and lock in place so you smack their hand

That was a real trumpy handshake

by Ummmmmmmmmm.... June 18, 2018

Milky Handshake

When you spooge into your arm and give a handshake.

-Man, Tom just gave me a milky handshake!
-Ew, fkn fgt.

by KrunchyKrisp March 22, 2017

shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.

by villos69 May 8, 2017