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Home-A-Loner

When two men break into your house at Christmas time and you just got an insane loner hand in the game of euchre.
Take that, Marv! While you burned your hand on that red-hot doorknob, I just won with a Home-A-Loner!
by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss December 1, 2022
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Home goblin

A decrepit creature that dwells in its home environment, surviving off pigeon meat and peanut butter. Refuses to go to the office due to their addiction to triggering mouse traps on their genitals
Bro, my flatmate is such a Home Goblin, all I hear from his room is mousetraps going off
by hiknouse420 February 9, 2023
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home bowl syndrome

The closer you get to home after a long day, the more you have to shit. Your stomach is able to recognize how far you are from a toilet and proceeds to push the poop the closer you are.
Man this home bowl syndrome is really hitting me hard
by Dr . Steve February 10, 2023
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home town hero

by xcfvbnhjkjhgtfredszxcvbhnjklki February 13, 2023
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Home Run

A home run is where the baseball goes over the fence, where the ball is out of play. It's usually the moment of celebration for the baseball team and its fans. Home runs can score between 1-4 runs, depending on how many runners are there.

Also, it's also a sexual innuendo.
A home run? I haven't seen him score one yet!
Are you surprised? He's hit some before.
by UltimateFantasyY March 4, 2023
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Home Pour

A shot of liguor ranging from 1.5-4.5 ounces. Typically poured when making drinks at home.

Also know as a house pour
This margarita is really strong. Yeah I made it with a home pour of tequila.
by YouGenius March 10, 2023
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home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.
"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"
by Lay uhh December 15, 2022
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