muff hair

a person who has their hair like pubes on a cunt (muff)

my nana has muff hair
people in morrisons have muff hair

by chappersloveshall May 2, 2008

anal hair

Hair around your anus in your butt crack.

"Don't do me doggy style, I'm afraid my butt will spread open and you will see my anal hair."

by Poundtowncity September 21, 2013

bad hair

see Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton Has Bad Hair

by Jar Jar Stinks May 27, 2006

chest hair

Grows on men and women??

Nice wig. Whats it made of? YOUR MUMS CHEST HAIR!

by chuff January 12, 2005

greasy hair

A defining characteristic of the Pachuco. A notification that the wearer is a street gang member and should be beaten up immediately.

Hey, let's go beat up that greasy-haired Pachuco before he crosses the street.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Exam hair

The state of one's hair after an exam

(due to endlessly running your fingers through your hair and leaning on it throughout the exam, resulting in a mop-like barnet and possibly slightly greasy)

person walks in with hair standing on end
-"woah whats with the hair??"

-"Just had History, i've got a serious case of exam hair"

by Meggae June 9, 2009

healthy hair

Hair which lives happily ever after.

Word on some street has it: getting cloned from unhealthy hair could prove as equally not complying to basically following same advice given to owners of Golden retrievers on how to prepare their muts for dog show judging panels.

by Valandstanandtomandandy October 23, 2009