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Beautiful Godzilla

A woman who, when opposed by circumstances that would most likely result in failure for most people, is able to get what she wants with very little effort due to her charm and beauty.
"I got a speeding ticket but my beautiful Godzilla girlfriend got the cop to rip it up for me"

"I tried to break up with her but she's such a beautiful Godzilla that I wasn't able to do it any more"

"I'm late for work every day and never get in trouble. I love being a beautiful Godzilla"

"Even though the concert was sold out, my beautiful Godzilla friend some how got us front row seats"
by Charity Searcy July 28, 2011
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godzilla

When you are doing a girl jack rabbit style and you pull out, step across her body and stomp on her head.
The person in the definition is stepping on the girls head like he is godzilla.
by Tim Duff December 7, 2006
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Gorilla Fist

When in the act of having sex(usually doggy style) and the male punches the girl in the back of the head.
Person 1: My head really hurts.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I got gorilla fisted!
by Dejuan Shelton December 4, 2010
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Gorilla glue

The white cream on your dick when you fuck a black girl.
The gorilla glue held me in so tight I couldn't pull out.
by Verpoody January 28, 2017
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Vanilla gorilla

A large white man in stature with a small penis who thinks that he is somehow better than everyone else and that he can get women waaaay above his level. Hypocritical, judgemental, and thinks all women want him. Usually has the face of a girl and veneered teeth with a great big tummy. Usually cannot see his own junk. Fake sweet with phony smile like a used car salesman. Likes to pound his chest and huff when mad.
Cara:Ha, did you see that huge guy just extricate himself from his fancy car?
Sam: Yep, my friend unfortunately knew someone like that. He was known as the vanilla gorilla.

Arrogant moose=vanilla gorilla
by Smidgen135 November 2, 2011
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Gorilla Heffer Pig

A fat pig faced monstrosity who is hairy and often smells.

What would happen if a gorilla, a cow and a pig were genetically spliced together or underwent some some of "Brundelfly" telepod accident.

Perhaps the ugliest kind of woman there is.
Doglet: Jesus mate you look like shit! What happened?

Tonno: I got wasted last night and woke up next to a Gorilla Heffer Pig.

Doglet: Harsh times.
by Doglet August 27, 2010
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Godzilla

A giant shit that resembles a monster
OMG! i left a Godzilla in your toilet and it looks like Avril Lavigne
by Kaza Kay Jay December 16, 2007
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