selupus gomez

This is a drag towards the actress-singer Selena Gomez used on Stan Twitter. It combines the artist's first name and the autoimmune disease lupus. The name was created after Selena has been tanking miserably in both her music career and acting career.

X: Have you heard the new Selena Gomez song?
Y: Girl no, Selupus Gomez tanked

by LeeLuda March 23, 2025

martin gimmebag

Martin is obsessed with gluten and anime porn. Either or does the trick for him. He invests his money into The Bread company where they make bread and glutencoin. He can be described as :
- Long
- full of gluten
- vaguely asian
- An advocate for anti salmon farming legislation

Martin : i lovveeeeee gluten
Me : Martin gimmebag but it away
Martin : (keeps going with jork)

by GlutenMuncher58 September 22, 2025

joe gomez

THE BEST football player alive by far

fuck tile

parne plot: joe gomez is starting

everyone: *creams*

by whitegoatfrfr December 1, 2025

José Miguel Gomes Borges

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho

Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta

by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019

SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)

The SGOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with Selena Gomez. Who is affected by this obsession thinks that if a singer can’t do great vocals she can’t be a singer. Patients with this serious diagnosis focus more on her than they have to with their idols. This disorder is usually found in many Pop Canadian Singer stans and his wife stans (yes incredible! they have stans), Arianators & Lovatics. The only cure to this serious obsession is trying to focus on their favs business and leave the talented mrs Selena Marie Gomez alone.

toxic arianator: thank u, next and 7 rings outsold Seltuna’s whole discography
every person on stan twitter with a brain: you have a SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)

by fetishgio August 24, 2020

Pulling-A-GomerPyle

When your girl making Mac and cheese with you and ask how the sloppy seconds are 😳 Surprise, Surprise

John was getting busy making Mac and cheese with his girl when all of the sudden she looked him straight in the and said how you like them sloppy seconds? 😈 Pulling-A-GomerPyle

by JohnsonRods85 September 21, 2020

*Snuggles* UwU Gimme Ur HexCodes

A very cringe discord username

Type of man to have *snuggles* UwU Gimme Ur Hexcodes as his username.

by James Wolf April 16, 2021