Kraut Goggles

Any item that clueless foreigners think is very cool in America, but is ultimately just Eurotrash garbage. While this term specifically references the stupid disco shades worn by many German immigrants, it can be used to describe the tight and unbuttoned shirts, fake leather shoes, and gel loaded hair. The word takes origin from but is not to be confused with Clout Goggles, a type of expensive glasses popularized by rappers, and Kraut, a traditional German food and slang term for Germans.

Dumbass foreigner, loose the Kraut Goggles or get the hell out of my Christian Minecraft Server!!

by SpoonfulOfKraut July 4, 2018

Porn goggles

When someone's perspective of someone else is altered by predicting or imagining what they look like in a sexual context.

"That barmaid looks wise is a 3, but my porn goggles are saying she's a 9"

by Porngoggles August 24, 2015

Ski Goggles

To inject Heroin into your eyeballs.

"I gave myself Ski Goggles last night after I found heroin in the trash."

by ZeroFromLoDo May 5, 2013

Mason Goggles

When your standard for a guy you would have sex with is drastically lowered because you attend George Mason University.

Heard she started going out with Greg, I think she just gas a serious case of mason goggles.

by PooptyWhooptyScoop September 30, 2021

goggles coroika

The ridiculously stupid main character of Coroika (aka the Splatoon manga). He pantses people (most commonly Rider) for some codforsaken reason and consumes pickled plums. On the ridiculous Team Blue who always wins.

Some people belive he doesn't deserve his plot armor.

Diver: "Why didn't you invite Goggles to the party?"
Aloha: "He would pants EVERYONE."
Diver: "Yeah,"

Someone: "Goggles coroika is stupid."

by your_enby.frenemy November 26, 2023

Arabian goggles

To place your testis’ on someone’s eye sockets and let you your penis drape over their nose, thus producing a more’ eastern’ looking nose

When the wind kicked up the sand, I gave my girl the Arabian goggles to prevent sand from penetrating her eyes and nasal passages

by Hip hop potamus August 4, 2022

Nog Goggles

Phenomenon in which one's consumption of holiday alcohol makes one's family bearable.

"Hate my family, but after the nog goggles kick in it will be okay. Hell, maybe even my first cousin. Who knows?"

by Pyewacket December 15, 2013