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hob goblin 

a very shady person. Usually found creeping around town, looking for people to smoke weed with them, someone who when youre with them attracts unwanted attention. Never has weed of their own, occasionally will come up with a dollar for a blunt, but thats it.
"fuck that hob gob mother fucker"
"dudes a hob goblin homie he aint ever got no bud"
"BACK UP HOB GOB!!"
hob goblin by Sean Don and Codine October 16, 2008

snot goblin 

this is a goblin that sucks all the snot out of your nose and then takes the time to look in your fridge for a bit to eat. Then the snot eating freak is off to his next victom.
"that snot goblin was here last night, again, that bastard, i know have to buy more tuna." said tommy
snot goblin by Brian February 23, 2004

Green Goblin 

it is similar to the blue waffle except it is green. usually discovered when the dude removes his condom and there is a green puss covering it. it is unclear to tell if a girl is the green goblin unless you have sex with her and you discover the green ooze.
did you here that Liv is the green goblin?
Green Goblin by Greypods February 13, 2015

ass goblin 

owww my ass goblin is acting up again!
ass goblin by an ass goblin July 29, 2008

Day Goblin 

Day Goblins are a cross breed of hobos, white trash and mentally ill. They can encompass more or less characteristics of any one of these. They can usually be found walking around their town for hours on end seemingly doing nothing and going no where. They are often given names according to certain characteristics i.e. "Change Goblin" (who picks up change under parking meters all day) or "Pipe Goblin" (always seen with a pipe). Day Goblins are usually harmless and mean no ill will but they have on occasion been prone to loud outbursts similar to Tourette's syndrome. Young Day Goblins are often seen wearing baggy 90's style clothing and sporting patchy facial hair, possibly in the form of a "chinstrap". They are a more mild-mannered version of their nighttime counterpart "Moon Goblins"
"Amy, did you see all the Day Goblins hanging outside of the gas station? Gross!"

"Oh boy, Crack Goblin is be-boppin' around the streets early today!"
Day Goblin by Thisischrisg March 29, 2012