Goat Peeling Apparatus©

The well honed instrument of the Goat Peelers. Resembles somewhat in shape a rotisserie barbecue spit with a large, razor-sharp blade attached. The Goat Peeler, applying acute precision and craftsmanship, aligns the blade according to the Goat's size, shape and coarseness of fur; in an equally timely manner counter-clockwise rotates the handle of the spit to which the Goat is attached, running the blade across the surface of the doomed Goat...executing in extreme prejudice, with the goal of removing the skin, fur and gristle from his subject without causing the Goat to expire during the process.

Jebediah: "Jared, have you sharpened your Goat Peeling Apparatus© for the upcoming competition?"

Jared: "Yeah, but I was so drunk off my white Irish ass when I did it that I'd better go over it again. Thanks for reminding me."

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007

goater

Someone who is or has been in a relationship with a goat, or a person who has multiple goats in his house

The mentally challenged man was a goater

by goat42 December 13, 2010

Goat's beard

A term taken from the highly historical and accurate series 'Vikings' referring to the female sex organ covered in foliage because presumably they didn't have handy razors way back when.... just big axes

''And the Earl who has nothing between his legs, but a goat's beard''

by Floki the Viking June 18, 2015

ninja goat

A fabled creature of untold ruthlessness, known only to the equally ruthless people of BeachUth

BeachUth was gonna get a ninja goat, but not...

by Ninja Goat May 6, 2008

ass-ramming goat fucker

A derogatory name you would use to describe someone who is so fucked up you wouldn't be surprised if they fucked goats in the ass.

Chuck was talking about fucking your grandmother! He's such an ass-ramming goat fucker!

by LaLaLane December 12, 2007

goatess

(Noun) A play-on-words for a goat loving girl, who thinks she's a goddess

"What a goatess"

by hindithug September 2, 2011

goat'eem

similar to the popular post burn phrase "got heem," but a slightly more powerful icing on the insult cake reserved for members of the highly elite goatee society whose insults are so humorous they seem to stem not from the mind, but from the goatee itself. longer version: "goateed heem"

"Hey John", says a suave goatee sporting man, "did you know that if you say elephant really slowly it sounds like gullible?"

"Ellll-aaaaa-"

"HA!" *laughter ensues*

"Goat'eem" the adoring crowd exclaims together.

"It's altight," John's dad says as he strokes his son's shattered confidence that evening, "You never stood a chance against that goatee."

by @therealmacdaddyhoz May 27, 2013