Improvised german

The ability to make up fake German words on the spot and to say them in such an angry tone it sounds like a national socialist rally

Todd: *using improvised German* “GESPACHT UND GENÄSCHT, DIE WÖHTGETRUNKEN IM DAS GEMÜGE!
Steve: *compelled to salute* “HEIL”

by Cum faggot May 20, 2019

Dirty German

The dirty German is when you are jerking of to your favorite porn site while you’re on the toilet taking a shit...

Hey bud, I’d be over at your place drinking a beer, but I’m to busy with my dirty German.

by anonymous May 11, 2021

ramzi germanos

81 year old Gilf that can beat your ass up on a hill 😈

I’ll call ramzi Germanos on you
He’s a dangerous kitten…

by AnUglyMustyDirtyCockRoach October 3, 2021

hangry german

when someone is too hungry and angry at the same time, then all of sudden starts to speak german.

mom, food delivery is on the way, please stop behaving like a hangry german.

by maniR4E December 1, 2021

laura germano

A beautiful Italian woman, so sweet, so kind, so beautiful. An angel.

I met Laura Germano today, i'm going to kill myself now because i've seen true joy and i can't go up from here.

by LauraGermanoStan December 26, 2021

Spicy German

A term for nazis used to avoid bans on social media, usually referring to modern neo-nazis known to appropriate Norse culture and symbols.

There is a big difference between Norse Pagans and Spicy Germans

by Fredd82 January 22, 2022

Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives around the alpine area. Most notably in Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Austria, and South-Tyrol (in Italy)

Mountain German: "I'm Austrian, not German!"
American: "Yeah OK, mountain German"

by anonymous April 7, 2022