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Gorilla Pooch

1. A gorilla's vagina.

2. A female of color's vagina.

3. A dumbass.
1. Dude do you see that gorilla pooch over there?

2. Shaquefah is a gorilla pooch.

3. Jeremy don't be such a gorilla pooch.
by daGouch April 30, 2011
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Goick

A word usually used as a transitive verb has found itself as an unlikely vanguard of London vernacular. Although the derivations of the word are private the implications are paradoxically large.
The verb was coined on Highbury Fields during a game of b.u.m.s. a favourite football game of the locals. Because the bum is the focal point of this game other acronyms were yearned for. Due to the exceptional form of a certain bum the phrase 'goick' was formed, the reasons, as said, private.
The word quickly changed meaning as sexual implications ran quickly into its usage, fittingly, considering its derivation. It morphed to such an extent to be mainly used as an acronym for the transitive verb associated with anal sex.
However, the original meaning remains intact in b.u.m.s. vernacular, the 'goicking' is when the losing player is struck on his arse (goick) by the ball by the winning players.
Lad 1 'Did u see that bird last night, greatest knockers I've seen in a long time'
Lad 2 'Yes, John, you speak the truth. But her lower body wasn't too bad either and if it wasn't for that prick of a boyfriend I would have goicked her'

BUMS player 1 'Oh no im on B U M S, what happens now??!!'
BUMS player 2 'You know what happens, you bend over and we goick you.'
BUMS player 1 ' Oh no, I've never been good at taking a good goicking'
by dartagnon25 May 25, 2011
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Gorilla Dick

Often confused with a Big Dick, a gorilla dick is 1.25 inches. Gorilla dick is used to describe people with small dicks.
Megan: "That guy had a fucking gorilla dick"
by pb5 October 12, 2020
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gorilla tag

the tool used to return to monke. the ultimate breaker of arms. the arm-breaker as you will.
return to monke
Apollo: i love gorilla tag. banan.
Viewer: same.
by amber kek March 19, 2022
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Gorilla Tag

A game that is played only by crying children and middle-aged adults who still live in their parents’ house.
Person A: Hey dude, wanna play Gorilla Tag?
Person B: Bro that shit’s ass, play something else like Blade & Sorcery or Superhot. Even Rec Room is better with the same type of players 💀.
by @chillzy_ May 11, 2022
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Gorilla Tag

A boring game full of little children playing tag as gorillas.
This is also known as one of the literal worst games to ever come up to this planet.
99% of the players are 9 year olds who scream racial slurs into the microphone.
"I play gorilla tag"
"Ew bro go away"
by aughh dookie May 16, 2022
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Human Gorilla

Someone who looks like a gorilla. Most likely someone named 'Darky' 'Cassandra' 'Cassie' or 'Tiffany'. Has to be black, with a big nose. Usually sleeps around with random E-guys. Has a white, semi-attractive boyfriend who looks too good for her, but after all anyone is too good for her. Human Gorillas usually have a past of faking popular internet Caucasian or Asian famous people because of self-consciousness.
Non-Human Gorilla:,"Oh my god, she's a Human gorilla."
Human Gorilla: ,"NO!!! DON'T TALK ABOUT ME."
by SDOL1501betch May 10, 2010
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