Goat

describing less than favourable behaviours in social settings

gary was acting like an absolute goat after too many beers last night, the muppet ended up getting himself locked up.

my boss was acting like an absolute goat yesterday jobsworth

by Dave Butcher July 29, 2013

Goated On The Sticks

Roman Czorno at fort.

Dereck: Yo, that kid can crank 90s like a god
Evan: Yeah that’s rczorno. The mans goated on the sticks

by JackQuincy69 October 30, 2019

milking the goat

to leave the room, masturbate onto your hand, and then return, giving someone a high-five or shaking their hand.

Eww he totally just milked the goat on me.

by salmon April 19, 2004

Throat Goat

My Homie

My Homie Throat Goat

by MoneyMakeMoves June 28, 2021

sex term goasting

when you push down your lovers head in to the bed while you are having inercors then you have you friend come out ove the closet and fuck her then you go out to the window and wave at her

hey i goasted that bitch sex term goasting

by goasting October 23, 2017

goat pebbles

The act of pushing really hard to take a dump and only a few tiny turds in the shape of goat pooh comes out and sinks to the bottom of the toliet.

Damn, I pushed for 30 minuets on the can and only got goat pebbles.

by Daze621 July 3, 2003

goat knobber

A contemptible person, of minimal use in society! Makes the allegation that the said person has a predilection for having sexual intercourse with goats (may of course be unfounded or true!)

That Luke Williams is a prize goat knobber...

by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003