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ghetto snow day 

A day off from classes or school due to a perceived criminal and dangerous event. The irony is that in a ghetto these events would be quite common, so instead of being a scary emergency situation, they are more on par with an unexpected snow day, and are in fact quite harmless. Examples include nearby robberies or murders, escaped convicts, bomb threats, and prank fire alarms.
We had a ghetto snow day last week because someone robbed a check cashing store and was spotted on campus. Although we were notified about this a couple hours late, we still had no classes!
ghetto snow day by notrpi April 7, 2010
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ghetto faries 

The legend of the ghetto faries is about faries that wander the streets at night cleaning the curbs of presumably valuable garbage. People place their old furniture, appliances and other unwanted items on the curb at night. The faires are said to take the items before the garbage collectors or Salvation Army can pick them up.
I put some old furniture, appliances & clothes out for the Salvation Army to pick up, but the Ghetto Faries took it all before they could get here.
ghetto faries by metaball January 5, 2011

Ghetto Umbrella

Check out that woman's Ghetto umbrella!
Ghetto Umbrella by waffleroflol February 26, 2011

ghetto bucket 

The 50 piece nugget option that is available at select McDonald's locations near impovished communities (such as ghettos)
Person 1: Hey dawg, you hungry?
Person 2: Hells yeah! Let's go get us one of them ghetto buckets so we can share with our peeps!
Person 1: Good idea, dawg!
ghetto bucket by RonaldMcDonald12345 November 13, 2011

Ghetto Cup 

(N) A piece of paper which has been rolled into the shape of a cup to give water to the homeless and of course the extremely poor.
I didn't have a cup to pee in, so I rolled up a piece of paper into a ghetto cup to piss in; then threw it on a homeless person.
Ghetto Cup by seasidebanger May 28, 2012

GHETTO SKANK 

Term for a girl black or white with a large behind,fake nails,f'd up hair.Usually lives in the bad part of town,slums,projects,or ghetto.Tattoos in or around the crotch region,breasts,lower back,stomach.Piercings all over.Usually carries an STD or two.Has a gang of kids who are trashy and ghetto as well.Is an ofetn drug user crack,heroin ect.Will sleep with anybody that will give attention.Also Hood Rat,or chickenhead.
Man look at Helen....She is such a ghetto skank.
I went to that party last night there was alot of ghetto skanks there.
GHETTO SKANK by Flexin August 15, 2012

Ghetto Russian Roulette 

A variation of Russian Roulette played when a gun is in-accessible in which a knife and your fingers are used. You spread your fingers on a table and stab between the spaces between them, increasing the speed and power of the stab after every pass. You lose when you want to or you lose a finger.
"Let's play Ghetto Russian Roulette! stab stab stab.....10 seconds later....... OW! hey dude can you help me find my finger?