Fake Names

The best form of birth control.

Jim: Hi, my name is John.
Brittany: Hi John. I'm Brittany.
*Hours pass, stuff happens*

*Two Weeks later*
Brittany: OMG I'M PREGNANT AND IT WAS WITH JOHN.

Jim: I wonder if that girl got pregnant... oh well thank god for fake names.

by TerryBC October 19, 2008

fake straight

Someone who is seceretly gay on the side.

"Dude, his finger smelt like anal."

"Tell me about it. He's probably a fake straight."

by boo yaa tonka twist May 1, 2006

fake liar

The tendancy to lie about a feeling or emotion but horrible at doing so; hesitates upon responce or cought due to facial expressions.

Friend: "Yo are you drunk yet?"
Other: (Hesitant) "Um no man, not yet"
Friend: "Bro your such a fake liar. I can tell it by your face!"

by bob harrison September 6, 2006

Fake fun

Wher two or more people are trying really hard to pretend to have fun, to make them seem to other as if they are having the time of there lives!

If a group of losers are messing around, jumping on each others back, laughing AND looking around for approval (fake fun)

by George watson May 3, 2008

fake

Saying you like something, just to be cool, even thought you have no idea what your talking about.

Robert: Dude i'm going to Ultra music festival for spring break i'm so pumped!!
Andrew: Dude I wish i could go.
Fake guy: lololololol Dude i love the dubsteps and the Ultras festival.
Andrew: stfu

by thatsfake April 7, 2011

Fake Katie

Name given to one who hangs out with a large groups of Katies and whose actual name is Kathryn and prefers the name Katie.

"Hey give this to Katie." "Which one?" "Fake Katie"

by Real Katie October 22, 2011

fake hoe

a girl who makes a pathetic lies to become popular. some people may even pity this girl when she doesnt need it.

Oh, that girl? She's a fake hoe.

by purplepanda87 July 21, 2016