flat

A small apartment, usually owned and operated by a slum-lord.

Let's go back to my flat, and i'll take the skin boat to tuna town.

by Kyle February 12, 2003

Flathead

when the back of your head becomes fat after a night of head banging against the headboard of a bed or wall.

i woke up this morning with the worst flathead dave drove me hard last night

by a-wall9 October 16, 2009

Flat

the passing of gas.

Jimmi sure cracked a mean flat.
I've been cracking flats all day.
Bob flatted on Jens thigh.

by Jimmi September 8, 2003

flat out

when youve smoked an immense amount of weed or drank loads of alchohol and your on ure back

guy 1: dude wot u doin
guy 2: not alot up im flat out on the floor

by wubadoo December 28, 2005

Flat

Short for "Feel/felt like a twat".

Some Guy: Dude! Why didn't you ask her out?
Dude: I totally flatted.

by Adamsuperkewl November 2, 2010

Black Flat Rash

A disease that causes you get black spots most commonly on one forearm, but sometimes on both over night and most certainly causes death within 2 days. Not enough is known to establish the root of this rare disease.

Black Flat Rash

by drsteven July 10, 2009

flat tire

A person who is boring, a downer.

His date was such a flat tire that he snuck out the back door and ditched her at the restaurant.

by Libertine October 2, 2005