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Friend 1: What were they doing at the pet store yesterday?
Friend 2: I think they were looking for the supplies to play "Find the Ninja Turtle."
Friend 2: I think they were looking for the supplies to play "Find the Ninja Turtle."
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When I was in jail the people there were amazed at how much Classic Rock bands I knew. When I got out of jail, People wrote to me about how smart I was and said I was one of the smartest people they’ve ever met. All of them were older than me and they didn’t even know half of the bands I came up with. One was a boomer who was like born in May of 1957. He had been in and out of jail since 1990.
Also, I’m a Cajun and live in a little cabin out in the woods. And I know about the Jew, British and French Huguenot thing. And I also know that the USA is still secretly a British crown colony thanks to my French heritage.
I also know a lot of European history probably even more than Europeans themselves…that’s a little pathetic.
Nobody else even has a clue. Not even other Americans. They are all caught up in other things and are pacified.
I mean, Come on. UD Jews, admit it — I’m a literal genius.
When I was in jail the people there were amazed at how much Classic Rock bands I knew. When I got out of jail, People wrote to me about how smart I was and said I was one of the smartest people they’ve ever met. All of them were older than me and they didn’t even know half of the bands I came up with. One was a boomer who was like born in May of 1957. He had been in and out of jail since 1990.
Also, I’m a Cajun and live in a little cabin out in the woods. And I know about the Jew, British and French Huguenot thing. And I also know that the USA is still secretly a British crown colony thanks to my French heritage.
I also know a lot of European history probably even more than Europeans themselves…that’s a little pathetic.
Nobody else even has a clue. Not even other Americans. They are all caught up in other things and are pacified.
I mean, Come on. UD Jews, admit it — I’m a literal genius.
by Death Menace March 17, 2023
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You can't hate names, but you can define them in a good way, like 'Paul is a sex god and will beat up any bullies'. Like if moderators don't already have a lot of work
You can't hate names, but you can define them in a good way, like 'Paul is a sex god and will beat up any bullies'. Like if moderators don't already have a lot of work
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