When someone pulls a "Father Brown", the person uses a really long, complicated explanation for a whodunnit murder, when they are the actual murderer.
by cosmic_banana December 18, 2020
Get the Father Brownmug. A big, bald, creepy man that likes to slap the heads of others until they go bald just like him because he is jealous of their hair. He isolates himself inside his church until unsuspecting victims fall into his trap were he slaps the shit out of their head until they are nothing but a cowering bald mess.
by Billybobbly man tits December 15, 2018
Get the father nickmug. by Ur moms milk in my mouth October 14, 2022
Get the A Fathermug. A man in your life who provides, buys you things, gives you a place to stay, but remains distant, a stranger with a role.
by BALUGA WHALEEEEEEeeee#3 August 3, 2024
Get the Fathermug. What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.
Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...
Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022
Get the father fapmug. be much older than someone (especially used to suggest that a romantic or sexual relationship between the people concerned is inappropriate).
by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024
Get the Old enough to be her fathermug. Person1:Hey you know that Father guy?
Person2:Yeah that stupid ass bitch that keeps trying to hang out with us?
Person1:Yessirr
Person2:Yeah that stupid ass bitch that keeps trying to hang out with us?
Person1:Yessirr
by FAMILY FRIENDLY229 July 14, 2022
Get the Fathermug.