by headless hotdog December 31, 2019
Get the inoccent farm manmug. James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?
Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.
James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.
James: I have no words...
Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.
James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.
James: I have no words...
by hairy_teeth September 27, 2021
Get the Farm to Tablemug. Yoshi - Whatcha doing?
Mrs. Villa - I'm on my farmville....
Yoshi - Oh, you're one of those ppl so called Farm-Aholics...
Mrs. Villa - I'm on my farmville....
Yoshi - Oh, you're one of those ppl so called Farm-Aholics...
by Yoshimaticz November 5, 2010
Get the Farm-Aholicmug. Monetisation of a platform by keeping people online for as long as possible via addictive techniques (by viewing content that they may have made themselves).
Advertising revenue and data harvesting revenue are the two largest $$$
Advertising revenue and data harvesting revenue are the two largest $$$
by ☄️ Willwow ☄️ November 27, 2022
Get the People Farmingmug. Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights (people submissive to you or blind-loyalty style protective of you), typically from male to female; - manipulating another's empathy bias for profit.
It is usually immoral, exploitative, pragmatic (psychopathic).
A type of scam. Similar to gold digging.
Also this is how the money is made on personalized adult sites and by online influencers.
It is usually immoral, exploitative, pragmatic (psychopathic).
A type of scam. Similar to gold digging.
Also this is how the money is made on personalized adult sites and by online influencers.
- This poor OnlyFans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're being parasocial.
- She's simp farming you, you're being parasocial.
by veinsofgold June 10, 2024
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by periodwithtrans February 5, 2023
Get the State Farmmug. 
Get the Old potato farming btardmug.