Emotia-boat

Motor boating a female friend as a substitute for displaying genuine feelings of strong emotion.

Paul was feeling down as a result of his Chlamidia test results, luckily Jade offered him an Emotia-boat to make him feel better.

by Mr_toasty August 22, 2012

Emotional beer goggles

The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.

M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.

S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.

by SparklyCupcake June 22, 2012

emoticoaster

The abbreviated form of 'emotional roller coaster'. Used to express moments of cascading emotional turbulence. The verb, to 'emoticoast' is also an acceptable usage of the term.

This week has just been a non-stop emoticoaster!

by xequals May 30, 2013

emotional suplex

The act of burning someone in a severely harsh way effectively body slamming their psyche.

Guy 1: "Your mom."

Guy 2: "No, sir your mom and your dead grandfather too."

Guy 2 runs off crying

Guy 3: "Total emotional suplex, dude."

by sodomite24_7 September 8, 2013

emotional sperm

Emotional Support turns into Sex!

We were hugging then nek minnut I was giving her emotional sperm!

by Icanbeyouremotionalsperm October 14, 2013

Emotional Drizzy

A word to describe your sadness or pain in a situation. It's called this because Drake also known as "Drizzy" is really fucking emotional.

"Guys, I'm so fucking emotional drizzy right now."
or
"Stop being so damn emotional drizzy!"

by wowisthatkfc January 6, 2014

emotional chilli

the act of vomiting into a microwave belonging to an ex as retribution for a breakup. The vomit is cooked steaming hot and door left open filling the room with a foul stench. Though not required, one may choose to place a tiny kazoo on top of the vomit for comedic garnish.

I scarfed down some tacos, packed up the rest of my gear then let loose with a fresh serving of emotional chilli.

I came home and the place reeked of puke. It looked like emotional chilli from my ex. WTF? a kazoo?

by Ignatius Grippa January 8, 2014