by Introverted kiddo January 17, 2023

A short-lived and delusional surge in the stock market or economy that occurs under conservative leadership. This usually happens after a crash, scandal, or policy blunder. It mimics a “dead cat bounce” but with heavier consequences, more denial, and louder press conferences. Symbolically named after the GOP elephant, it represents the false hope injected into markets by tax cuts, culture wars, or trickle-down talking points that no longer land.
Conservatives passed that stimulus for billionaires and called it a recovery. Dead elephant bounce if I’ve ever seen one.
by Jayley Weathers April 20, 2025

When a bunch of dudes go to a club expecting to meet women, drink too much, don't hook up, and then pass out
OMG, he said it was a total elephant cemetery last night. Good thing we didn't show up. Would not want to be surrounded by trunks!
by saltychurro June 28, 2019

by Johnny Bravo With A Dick September 4, 2016

by AngelaKMS April 30, 2022

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

When you hit a joint , blunt or anything to smoke weed out of while you’re couching you ghost the hit and stand up really fast and a whole headchange happens
by Stonedtotgebone December 2, 2018
