Penthesilea Experience

Having your partner ride you in a sexual way (either cowgirl for the extra thrill or missionary position) and whisper sweet nothings into their ear. When her guard is lowered, you whisper the name of her arch nemesis and start the timer to see how much time can you hold on (or survive).

Guy 1: Hey! Stacy and I booked a room at the motel. I plan to remind her about my dates with Diana while she is riding me.

Guy 2: Full Penthesilea Experience? Do you have life insurance?

Guy 1: Yes.

by Malter October 24, 2019

Kardashed expectations

When the worldview of a young woman raised on all 18 TV seasons of Keeping Up With Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall collides with 2020? not to mention? as if that weren't bad enough? their show gets canceled? I mean.

Growing up, she figured her days would like, be all, like, shopping, makeup, hair, like facials and stuff, and not like, unemployment? driving her mom's Kia to TJMaxx while wearing ugly-ass masks? This totally sucked and who was gonna pay for her Kardashed expectations?

by Monkey's Dad September 9, 2020

Kardashed expectations

Disappointment when the real world of 2020 does not keep up with the Kardashians.

Would like, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall ever, like, accept being canceled? It was rigged, fraudulent, they weren't leaving, and someone was gonna pay for her Kardashed expectations.

by Monkey's Dad September 9, 2020

Baby Exporter

A baby exporter is a vagina, you dumbass. What else would you think?

Person 1; "I have a baby exporter"
Person 2; "Ma'am, do you mean you have a vagina?"
"............"

by jinkyjunkie December 6, 2020

Windows Experience

An inexplicably slow and needlessly complicated experience on par with setting up an application on Windows 10.

... but the Windows Experience didn't end there. After returning back to the DMV with two forms of identification, he was then informed that he needed to a legal guardian present to sign off on his application.

by john_flubber January 25, 2021

primary export

A regions richest resource in terms of buy and trade.

Some economists may describe a country’s gross domestic product as being defined by its primary export.

by Greased mics March 28, 2021

Impossible expectations

Expecting a team that doesn't have all their players to make the playoffs.

Nobody thought the Hornets would make the playoffs after halfway through the season, because nobody had impossible expectations (except one of their opponents, who always has great expectations of everyone about everything, because everything has to be uber competitive enough for her).

by Solid Mantis May 18, 2021