Im evaporating

when someone says some funny shit and youre legit dying

Person: swallow cum then kill yourself

You: IM EVAPORATING

by BurmySap September 21, 2020

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Evan Longoria

A very fuckable third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays.

I better remember to bring my sexy panties to the game so I can throw them at Evan Longoria.

by KimberFL April 25, 2009

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Probably the best band to ever come into existence. Amy Lee's voice is perfect; the contradiction between the music and her singing sounds wonderful. Typically called "goth rock", the band doesn't really fit under that definition.

The people at my school don't understand good music; no one here likes Evanescence.

by GottaLoveEvanescence May 22, 2005

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evangelion

1. The greatest, most ingenius anime show ever made. This show has it all, drama, a very intriguing philsophical nature, cute characters, awesome mecha and creatures.

Evangelion is the coolest fucking anime ever made.

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

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Evangelina

Someone who loves avocados way too much, walks barefoot 99% of her existence, and cuts her lemons the wrong way.

"EVANGELINA THAT IS NOT HOW YOU CUT A LEMON."

by ILookLikeATurtle July 1, 2019

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evacuee

A politically correct term for everyone from the New Orleans region. "Evacuee" became a mainstream term after Jesse Jackson complained about the term being used by the media.

Jesse Jackson: "These people are not refugees, they are Americans!"
news anchor again: I'm bad, the "evacuees" are out here in force in the Houston area!

by Piranha August 15, 2006

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