Dusty Crapphapper

The immature name of a depressed Disney character/plane in the movie *Planes*

Druggo on the street: ‘hey crapphapper, I got you that weed you asked for’

Crapphapper: ‘thanks’ *proceeds to light cigar*

Druggo: ‘anytime mayn’

*Dusty Crapphapper died of overdose one month later*

Rip Dusty

by Lonewolf 0 July 29, 2022

Dusty

A person that has more dick in his ego than His pants

Omg youre being such a dusty

by Wesleywarren June 22, 2020

old dusty

An old fashion hand job with no type of lubricant

Jenny gave me a wank but didn’t spit on it or anything, she gave me an old dusty

by Cpt. Long shlong April 11, 2020

dusty taint

after violent diarrhea the person allows it to completely dry, before engaging in rough anal intercourse. the action from said anal intercourse powders the diarrhea leaving the taint covered in diarrhea dust!

Dude #1 Dude whats that smell?
Dude #2 this guy i banged last night gave me a dusty taint and i need a shower.

by Dickless Santorum June 8, 2015

Dustys

older women typically over 70 you want to fuck.

guy1: damn there is alot of dustys I wanna fuck here!
guy2:dude were in a senior citizen home majority of these old ladies are older than 80.
guy1: yea that's why they're dustys

by king dirtbag May 30, 2018

Dusty Whitehead

a short sheila with brown hair and eyes, bit temperamental and looks like a horse. is a muppet, thinks she is a hot but is not and wants to be a horse chiropracter so she can crack her own back.

Have you seen Dusty Whitehead dawg she is so mad
she has a jar of dirt

by anonymous November 6, 2021

Dusty Plums

Dusty Plums are the sweetest of fruit. They are plums that are so ripe the skin is almost splitting. They leave you drenched and sticky but they're delicious on a hot summer day.

They're also the term for a thirst trap video including an attractive person biting into a dusty plum and getting the juice all over themselves. The original Dusty Plum video was posted on Threads in the summer of 2024. The OP bit into a overripe plum and let out a primal growl that left many watchers similarly wet and sticky.

These Dusty Plums have me yearning, dude. I can't handle watching any more of those videos.

by 11thMeh July 9, 2024